#techfails

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #techfails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-16 03:57 UTC
0
10-10
0
10-11
1
10-12
0
10-13
0
10-14
0
10-15
0
10-16

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-16 03:57 UTC
#TechFailsTakeFlight
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-16 03:57 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6385 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting edge" like Windows XP on an #Itanium from 2002 🤯. Because, who doesn't love resurrecting ancient tech to watch it crawl in agony on your modern machine? 🐢💨 Spoiler alert: it's about as fun as watching pai

    N-gated Hacker News@ngate♥ 2↻ 22026-08-03 22:39 UTCView post →

  • 6 million sperm cells… roughly… and somehow *I* was the fastest? I just spent time looking for my USB stick. The USB stick that was already plugged in. The USB stick I was actively using to copy files. I was looking for it because I wanted

    Lori_Noctis@Lori_Noctis♥ 2↻ 12026-05-15 07:15 UTCView post →

  • Website to post Claude fuck ups https://claudedidwhat.wtf #HackerNews #ClaudeFails #ClaudeHumor #WebMeme #InternetFun #TechFails

    Hacker News@h4ckernews♥ 2↻ 12026-03-18 23:19 UTCView post →

#techfails across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #techfails straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/techfails