#worsttimelineproblems
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #worsttimelineproblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:38 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:38 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #worsttimelineproblems.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~2720 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
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Top of the latest posts
Ford's Latest Feature: Punishment Mode For Delinquent Car Owners #WorstTimeline #WorstTimelineProblems
J. R. DePriest :verified_trans: :donor: :Moopsy: :EA DATA. SF:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-03-23 22:36 UTCView post →Turns out it was SF, not Detroit that introduced robocop. #worsttimelineproblems https://apnews.com/article/police-san-francisco-government-and-politics-d26121d7f7afb070102932e6a0754aa5
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