#worstTimeline

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #worstTimeline from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
2.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:48 UTC
1
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:48 UTC
#worsttimelineproblems
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#worsttimelineever
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:48 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~17581 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (39)

Avg boosts / post: 1.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Recently I've been asked to rate my experience of: - A delivery of zero items - A tree taking down a power line - Providing a urine sample #worstTimeline

    Paul Fenwick@[email protected]♥ 80↻ 422026-03-27 02:41 UTCView post →

  • @AnarchoNinaAnalyzes They're actually doing the opposite of what they are legally bound to do. Not that it matters a single iota. #doomed #worsttimeline

    Kid Mania@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 02026-02-12 03:33 UTCView post →

  • @GezThePez @Remittancegirl "Most people learn to save themselves by artificially limiting the content of consciousness." - Thomas Ligotti ☠️ 🇺🇸 ☠️ #doomed #worsttimeline

    Kid Mania@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 22026-03-29 12:32 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/worsttimeline