#abjectfailure
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #abjectfailure from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:04 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #abjectfailure.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 13:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~13978 hours).
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L'Hôpital's rule is when you're trying to calculate the derivative of a complex function. Not only you fail, but the function beats you up, steals your lunch money, and sends you to the hospital. #math #calculus #DifferentialEquations #LHôp
@luckytran So probably two dozen cases of Long Covid in the first cohort alone. And even if these doofuses all lived we know they infected others who may not be as lucky. #abjectfailure #darwinawards #wearamask
Biden impeachment inquiry ‘eight months of abject failure’, watchdog report says https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/11/biden-impeachment-inquiry-abject-failure-report #BidenImpeachmentInquiry #AbjectFailure #WatchdogReport #USNews
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