#absurde

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #absurde from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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3
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 00:19 UTC
0
09-20
0
09-21
0
09-22
0
09-23
3
09-24
0
09-25
0
09-26

3 uses by 3 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 00:19 UTC
#absurdes
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#absurDéfinition
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#AbsurdeFaktenfiktion
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdespiele
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdewunsche
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdeGeschichten
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdediskussion
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdebelgique
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdéfinition
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdème
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdePolitik
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdeLobbyrepublik
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 00:19 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3704 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: French (26) · English (12) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • Quand on vous dit qu'au Québec, on se fend en 4 (ou presque) 😋 #humour #absurde #blague #saisons #quebec

    Francis..🏴󠁣󠁡󠁱󠁣󠁿@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-09-08 13:11 UTCView post →

  • 🇫🇷 Une expérience kafkaesque : j'en parlais ailleurs, hier j'ai aidé un ami avec son compte Yahoo pour le sécuriser et activer l'authentification à deux facteurs. Déjà pour se logger, ça n'a pas été une mince affaire... le SMS n'arrivait

    ÉricMSM🇧🇪🥾🚆🚊🌼🐑🐞📷@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12026-09-11 16:29 UTCView post →

  • Manif chez les pantins. #photography #mannequin #absurde

    C'est la Faute aux Graphies@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12026-09-03 14:14 UTCView post →

#absurde across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #absurde straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/absurde