#absurdist
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #absurdist from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 11:48 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 11:48 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 11:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6052 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (38) · Lithuanian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
“When strangers call me Ivor it’s like getting a French kiss from a public relations consultant” Ivor should get the last word: in this TV special from 1998, directed by Ewan Morrison for STV’s weekly arts programme Don’t Look Down, Ivor Cu
#Zine #Satirian #Religion #Subgenius #Discordian #Pastafarian #Absurdist
“You don’t look like a newspaperman. You have fighter pilot eyes.” —Alastair McKay takes “a hirple through the poetic humour of Mr Ivor Cutler, humorist, teacher, cloud-fancier, opsimath” 6/7 https://alastairmckay.substack.com/p/poetry-full
What “absurdist” means
Wiktionaryabsurdist/əbˈsɜːd.əst/
- nounAn advocate of absurdism, in particular a writer of absurd topics.
- adjectiveOf, or relating to absurdism.
#absurdist across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #absurdist straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/absurdist