#absurdtech
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #absurdtech from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:22 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:22 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #absurdtech.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 07:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~5237 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
🍉 BREAKING: hellomelon.shop is LIVE 🍉 After years of R&D in underground labs powered by melon seeds and moonlight, the world’s most innovatively useless device is finally here. Introducing: The Hellomelon Core™ A device so advanced, we’re
🍉 BREAKING: hellomelon.shop is LIVE 🍉 After years of R&D in underground labs powered by melon seeds and moonlight, the world’s most innovatively useless device is finally here. Introducing: The Hellomelon Core™ A device so advanced, we’re
Ahahaha. Well done apple! I have just had to make a really tough call: whether to use mouse+keyboard, or mouse+storage, or keyboard+storage. This is amazing. WWYD? My display has usb ports, but obviously they are not picked up by macOS (the
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