#actnotfittotiemyshoelaces
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #actnotfittotiemyshoelaces from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 13:44 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 13:44 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #actnotfittotiemyshoelaces.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 13:44 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~4295 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (15)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
@strypey Gone os his "cutesy", "bloke next door" persona, highlighted in his cringey "Dancing with Stars" moment. Now he's just another politician. And one who is ill suited at hiding his smugness. #ActNotFitToTieMyShoelaces
I'm sick of David seymour demanding free speech when it suits him, then complains and demands apologies when he find speech uncomfortable. The man is full of it. #ActNotFitToTieMyShoelaces https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/501853/green-m
"One way of demonstrating this would be participation in mental health and addiction services. Someone who demonstrates no intention of, or motivation to, address their incapacity and become independent may find themselves ineligible for a
#actnotfittotiemyshoelaces across platforms
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