#adultingsucks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #adultingsucks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-08 04:45 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-08 04:45 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-08 04:45 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 34 public posts (spanning ~31355 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (32) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
I don't want to brag or anything but not only did we get a new kitchen sponge for the weekend, it's a different *shape* too. Livin' large! 🥳 :eyeroll: #AdultingSucks #GrowingUpSucks #KitchenSponges #FunnyFriday #IAmDB
Here's adulting! (Use the tone from "Here's Johnny!" ) #Adulting #AdultingSucks
RE: https://woof.group/@assignedbsba/116172351075856436 Starting on the 5th load of laundry in the wash now. Put 3rd and 4th in the dryer. Now to get out of the basement of my apartment building and actually go hang up / fold the 1st and 2n
#adultingsucks across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #adultingsucks straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/adultingsucks