#agonyaunt
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #agonyaunt from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 20:47 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 20:47 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 20:47 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~28587 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 3.9
Top of the latest posts
Agony Aunt: “Husband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juice” 🍊 It is true that some human males are just ill. For example, with today’s example, a human male whom enjoys brushing his teeth and then drinking orange juice. What does one
Ask Dr. Moron: “Are bangs dangerous for my hair in summer?” 💣💥🧨 To bangs or not to bangs? That is the haircut question. As once summer hits, the human female is up against a plethora of essential hair decisions. One of which may be to do
Agony Aunt: “Husband in his underwear in a heatwave…” ☀️🩲 Whenever there’s a heatwave in the UK, the British human male must ask himself this question: “Just how far am I willing to go to humiliate myself?” Whether it’s parading around Tes
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