#allesscheisse
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #allesscheisse from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #allesscheisse
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-04 12:25 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-04 12:25 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-04 12:25 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~43464 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: German (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Weiß nicht was mehr nervt Streik oder Birken 🌳 🤧Pollen #allesscheisse
Warum steht bei #Zahnbürsten die Stärke der Borsten (weich, mittel, hart) eigentlich immer nur auf der Verpackung, aber niemals auf der Bürste selber? Ich prangere das an! #AllesScheisse!
Es geht einfach nicht mit der Schiene und lange weite Hose 😡💩🙄🥶 #allesscheisse #fussaua
#allesscheisse across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #allesscheisse straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/allesscheisse