#almondssuck
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #almondssuck from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-08 08:03 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-08 08:03 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #almondssuck.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-08 08:03 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 1 public posts.
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Top of the latest posts
At the risk of alienating people, I have to voice my growing opinion that almonds are a trash nut and generally should be left out. Seriously. Go away, almonds. You're the honeydew melon of trail mix. #Almonds #AlmondsSuck #BraveTakes #Cour
#almondssuck across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #almondssuck straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/almondssuck