#Antijokes
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Antijokes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #antijokes
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-03 05:40 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-03 05:40 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #antijokes.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-03 05:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~49060 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Why do we say "threesome" and not "ride share"? #dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke #antiJokes #nsfwJoke #nsfwJokes #lewdJoke #lewdJokes
A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a guy, a man, a blonde, and a woman walk into a bar. This is not a joke. #Jokes #AntiJokes
Why can't vampires work in hospitals? > ...Because they...the patien— Because they can't take the germicidal UV lamps duh >> #Antijokes XD
#antijokes across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #antijokes straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/antijokes