#apophallation

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #apophallation from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 09:05 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-31 09:05 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #apophallation.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 09:05 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 1 public posts.

Posting hours (UTC)

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Languages: English (1)

Avg boosts / post: 2

Top of the latest posts

  • They have a bizarre and somewhat brutal biological quirk. Because their anatomy is so large, they occasionally get "stuck" during mating. When this happens, one slug will actually chew off the other's phallus to separate. This is called apo

    earthling@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22026-03-30 02:58 UTCView post →

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