#Aschenbrenner
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Aschenbrenner from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 03:07 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 03:07 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 03:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 24 public posts (spanning ~33395 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (18) · German (4) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
@davidgerard @tante We are truly living in a simulation. The guy’s German name literally means “Money burner”. Asche being a slang word for money. #techbros #aibubble #aschenbrenner
The $5B bets that went spectacularly wrong for tech bro before he lost $30B overnight The “Nostradamus of AI” made a pair of $5 billion bets — only to watch his $45 billion hedge fund implode. https://nypost.com/2026/08/17/us-news/ai-invest
AI hedge fund Situational Awareness may have sold its public portfolio, but it still has its Anthropic shares | TechCrunch The former OpenAI researcher’s fund was forced to unwind public equities after leveraged public bets plummeted. But h
What “aschenbrenner” means
WikipediaAschenbrenner or Aschenbener is a German surname. An anglicized spelling variation is Ashabranner. Notable people with the surname include:Carl Aschenbrenner (1865–1941), American physician and politician Christian Heinrich Aschenbrenner (1654–1732), German violinist and composer Frank Aschenbrenner (1925–2012), American football player Franz Aschenbrenner, German motorcycle racer Karl Aschenbrenner (1911–1988), American philosopher, translator, and author Leopold Aschenbrenner, German-American
“Aschenbrenner” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#aschenbrenner across platforms
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