#asleep
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #asleep from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:17 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~7504 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00
Languages: English (21) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
#Trump looks like he’s falling #asleep on his feet as Gen. Dan Caine, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff describes the mission. I’m waiting for him to fall over. #unfit
You might think a wererat would be a fearsome beast, but she's more interested in eating a nice big dinner and then sleeping it off in the attic. #Weretober 2025 - Brown Rat #Weretober2025 #rat #anthroRat #furryArt #eepy #asleep #sleeping #
So I haven’t had a roommate since college, but money’s tight so I rent a room out, and it’s deja vu all over again. Once again, the straight guy insists on showing off his cock when he’s asleep. Not a complaint of course. #daddy #asleep #co
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