#asshat
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #asshat from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #asshat
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-30 04:34 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-30 04:34 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-30 04:34 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~28746 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 02:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Waiting for #homelab hardware that is shipped from anywhere else other than Amazon is a form of torture! Thank you as I suffer in silence! #selfhosting #selfhosted #i'm #just #being #a #asshat :)
"It would hurt consumers, ... but that is like the last of our concerns right now." Kevin Hassett on the economic impact of the war. https://youtu.be/-NKeVIgIMKE?t=474 #AssHat
So, today I became a monthly recurring funder of Wikipedia. https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-takes-aim-wikipedia-fund-raising-editing-political-woke-2005742 #Wikipedia #elonmusk #asshat #WikimediaFoundation #donation
What “asshat” means
WikipediaThe word asshole or arsehole is a vulgarism used to describe the anus, and often used pejoratively to refer to people.
“Asshole” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#asshat across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #asshat straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/asshat