#assholes

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #assholes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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2
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-08 03:56 UTC
1
09-02
1
09-03
0
09-04
0
09-05
0
09-06
0
09-07
0
09-08

2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-08 03:56 UTC
#CatsAreAssholes
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#assholesphere
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#artificially_enhanced_assholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesonmastodon
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#SelfishAssholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesociety
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#DouchebagsAndAssholesToast
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#humans_are_kind_of_assholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#GaslightingAssholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesequestria
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesinhistory
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholeshaming
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-08 03:56 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1242 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 0.9

Top of the latest posts

  • @Nonilex As reliable as ever 🙄 #MAGA #Assholes

    TheNovemberFella ☯️🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 72026-07-22 23:43 UTCView post →

  • For years I've defended #roku as the "least enshittified" video device. Well, they've finally joined the club. Fuck you, Roku. Fuck you. Thanks for adding a ton of crap I don't use to my home screen and removing my ability to customize it t

    doctorambient@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 22026-07-16 01:22 UTCView post →

  • #SaveYouAClick: because they're #assholes. Yet another example of that kind, inclusive, compassionate, caring #Christian love we keep hearing about. > When a pastor preaches cruelty, why does the congregation listen? https://www.advocate.co

    A. Rivera@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22026-09-03 14:21 UTCView post →

What “assholes” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

assholes

  • nounThe anus.
  • nounA receptacle under a fire grate for collecting ashes.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

The word asshole or arsehole is a vulgarism used to describe the anus, and often used pejoratively to refer to people.

“Asshole” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#assholes across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #assholes straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/assholes