#assholocene

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #assholocene from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

hashtag.org network · sponsored

Own #assholocene

This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.

$10.85/ year · 11-character #name
Claim #assholocene — $10.85/yr→Buy on hashtag.space (web3)
card via hashtag.org · tokens via hashtag.space
0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
1.6
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:16 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:16 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #assholocene.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 21:16 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~22622 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (36) · German (4)

Avg boosts / post: 5.8

Top of the latest posts

  • #ClimateDiary Just realised fhat I still needed to officially introduce #Assholocene here to #ClimateDiary (as a term that needs noting) I thought this was coined by you, @muellertadzio, along with the equally pertinent #arschlochgesellscha

    Pauline von Hellermann@[email protected]♥ 64↻ 612026-01-10 07:28 UTCView post →

  • The fucked-up fossil fuel trade fair/political misdirection shitshow that is #COP28 proves one thing: the #anthropocene is over, the #assholocene has begun, the nationalist, patriarchal asshole replaces the neoliberal sociopath as the domin

    Tadzio Mueller@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 292023-12-04 12:11 UTCView post →

  • 3/x 3. The #assholocene is upon us: "Sweden is escalating the crackdown on immigrant rights, planning to revoke residency permits based on "bad behaviour". its intent is to create one of Europe’s most hostile environments for non-Europeans.

    Tadzio Mueller@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22026-06-17 05:55 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/assholocene