#asskissing

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #asskissing from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
14
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 14
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 14
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-22 21:57 UTC
0
08-16
0
08-17
0
08-18
0
08-19
0
08-20
0
08-21
0
08-22

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-22 21:57 UTC
#asskissingveepwannabe
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#asskissinger
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#AsskissingSnoopDog
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#AssKissingSession
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#AssKissingLackey
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#AssKissingAssembly
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#AssKissingHallOfFame
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-22 21:57 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 14 public posts (spanning ~67118 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (14)

Avg boosts / post: 0.9

Top of the latest posts

  • Someone just couldn't stay away. #Apple #TimCook #DC #washingtondc #spottedinDC #photo #tech #technews #CEO #news #DMV #iphone #Mac #asskissing #dobetter

    Blake Patterson@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 22026-04-28 22:55 UTCView post →

  • "It just depends on how you look at it." https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jbFTNYr-O1g #Lutnick #Trump #cult #GOP #morons #asskissing

    Touaregtweet@touaregtweet♥ 1↻ 22025-12-21 09:34 UTCView post →

  • I wasn't expecting to get such a laugh out of the shit show of the last few days. But this fucking sent me 🤣 #pardons #youforgotmeagain #joeexotic #karma #silverlinings #dramaqueen #asskissing #tigerking #hedidntforget #uspolitics #jan6par

    Devijand@Devijand♥ 1↻ 02025-01-23 21:33 UTCView post →

What “asskissing” means

Wikipedia

In modern English, sycophant denotes an insincere flatterer and refers to someone practising sycophancy.

“Sycophancy” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#asskissing across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #asskissing straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/asskissing