#asspertise
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #asspertise from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 15:51 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 15:51 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #asspertise.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 15:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 25 public posts (spanning ~13575 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: English (25)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
Also: I see my dipshit stalker is claiming that police never turn off amplified devices at protests at Nathan Phillips Square. Trust me when I tell you that I have attended FAR MORE protests than she has, and they MOST CERTAINLY have turned
Loooordt. Whitey done figured it out. 🙄🤦🏾♀️🤣 Let's just ignore the extensive history of the use, including my favourite: 🎵 I'd rather say "see ya," 'cause I would never be ya Be an officer? You wicked overseer {{ snip }} Now, here's a
@crockett Right? As if it's my role to do it. If the cops feel bad about the chance she might get punched, STOP PUNCHING PEOPLE. Also: cops really need to learn the difference between "intel" and "dirt". The woman who self-styles as the "ex
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