#badmetrics
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #badmetrics from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #badmetrics
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 19:35 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 19:35 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #badmetrics.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 19:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~10684 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (7)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
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Top of the latest posts
Fixed the bug in 4 minutes. Spent 60 minutes explaining how I heroically fixed the bug. #Value #Process #Software #BadMetrics
Worth repeating https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rDk_LsON3CM?feature=share #LinesOfCode #BadMetrics #Torvalds
Martin Boller :debian: :tux: :freebsd: :windows: :mastodon:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12025-12-13 12:22 UTCView post →Chasing sprint velocity is like obsessing over steps on a treadmill or cheering for a hamster on a wheel. Did you actually go anywhere? #AgileFail #BadMetrics
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/badmetrics