#bald
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bald from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #bald
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:35 UTC3 uses by 3 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:35 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~8564 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (36) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
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Kinners, es ist was ganz Tolles passiert! 🌈 Es *wird* nämlich was ganz Tolles passieren! 🌈🌈 Das passierte Tolle waren einige DMs, die ich mit @Ratzelbande Linus hin und her geschrieben hab, deren vorläufigen Höhepunkt ich jetzt mit euch
Despite my profile photo, I am not Telly Savalas. Telly died years ago, although he's missed. But as of this morning, I look like Telly. So...if you're a dude with male pattern baldness, you ain't fooling no one. Take the plunge. Grab those
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