#baldlife

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #baldlife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:55 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:55 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #baldlife.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 19:55 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~25015 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

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Languages: English (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • I need to figure out a way to have a smooth dome much longer than just 3 hours. I keep trying to get the close shave, and it's no where near as consistant as I want it to be. #balding #baldlife

    wyatt :neocat_flag_pan:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-17 23:25 UTCView post →

  • Okieday, this memory is technically pre-T, not a #earlyTMemories ..but I think it counts. I intentionally was freshly shaven bald when I went in to see the doctor who I hoped would put me on testosterone (and who did, in fact start my T). I

    Liam@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-08-19 21:47 UTCView post →

  • Went for a bike ride with my dad. The ride left an impression. So did the helmet. In my head. #baldlife

    Christopher DeLuca@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-09-09 16:31 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/baldlife