#baldness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #baldness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 07:54 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 07:54 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 07:54 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~28727 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (37) · German (1) · Japanese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
Despite my profile photo, I am not Telly Savalas. Telly died years ago, although he's missed. But as of this morning, I look like Telly. So...if you're a dude with male pattern baldness, you ain't fooling no one. Take the plunge. Grab those
My running joke about bows that need a rehair is “it doesn’t have much more hair than I do”. One of the few benefits of being bald. #music #bass #baldness
Against my better judgement, I'm going to do something I rarely do, and post a pic of myself on the internet. Let's hope it doesn't come back to bite me on the arse, eh? Reason? Because today I achieved multiple missions in continuing the G
What “baldness” means
WikipediaHair loss, also known as alopecia or baldness, refers to a loss of hair from part of the head or body. Typically at least the head is involved. The severity of hair loss can vary from a small area to the entire body. Inflammation or scarring is not usually present. Hair loss in some people causes psychological distress.
“Hair loss” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#baldness across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/baldness