#bananas
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bananas from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #bananas
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 21:35 UTC5 uses by 5 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 21:35 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 21:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2726 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (31) · Dutch (1) · German (1) · Lithuanian (1) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.4
Top of the latest posts
RE: https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/117043879803517915 OMFG WAS GONNA POST ABOUT GREEN BANANAS ❝ (David M. McIntosh) "I, for one, do not want to eat the suspiciously green bananas from the government store," ❞ this pendejo my son boug
Yo, this is bananas! #Fundafun #Finn #Norway #Bananas #Bananen #Nieuwetrend #goedemorgen Credits: @ryellity https://www.finn.no/realestate/homes/ad.html?finnkode=115919236&si=4&ci=25
RE: https://mastodon.world/@exchgr/117146947320139278 probably at highest levels ever #maximum #bananas #zeitgeist
What “bananas” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediabananas/bəˈnɑːnəz/
- nounAn elongated curved tropical fruit that grows in bunches and has a creamy flesh and a smooth skin.
- adjectiveCrazy, mad, nuts.
A banana is an elongated, edible fruit that is botanically a berry produced by several kinds of large treelike herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa. In some countries, cooking bananas are called plantains, distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a peel, which may have a variety of colors when ripe. It grows upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Al
“Banana” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#bananas across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #bananas straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bananas