#barfing

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #barfing from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
7
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 7
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 7

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:02 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:02 UTC
#barfingsounds
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#barfington
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#barfingghost
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#barfingnoises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:02 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~25314 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (6)

Avg boosts / post: 0.1

Top of the latest posts

  • The probability of a dog or cat barfing on a carpet is 100%, even if the only carpet is a doormat. The probability of a human being being fast enough to move the cat, the dog, or the carpet before the pre-barf retching becomes "productive"

    dr jamesbicycle@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02023-12-18 18:07 UTCView post →

  • No cat pic again today becasue she decided that #barfing on my desk was the way to impress me this morning. #CatsOfMastodon

    Rob Wolfe@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12023-01-07 12:16 UTCView post →

  • NEW CHAPTER of "Soda & the Krapaterian Kalamity" starring Pucas! https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132171/sifillis-ix-soda-and-the-krapaterian-kalamity #newchapter #book #books #bookboost #newchapterinlife #newchapters #newchapterbegins #pu

    The Sifillis Stories@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-11-06 00:13 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/barfing