#bastards
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bastards from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #bastards
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 21:50 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 21:50 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 21:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~13136 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (36) · Galician (1) · Scottish Gaelic (1) · Finnish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.7
Top of the latest posts
Well the Carmarthen Hunt are coming to this tiny valley again today 😡 Fuckers! Sheep are only weeks away from lambing #bastards
Angela #Rayner: Hands off our allotments #ToxicLabour We call on you to stop any further #sell-offs of our precious #allotments and to reverse any sales that can be reversed. Listen to local people. Once allotments have been sold off, they
Holy WTF, HP? The entire *printer* barely cost that much when I first bought it a few years ago. Funnily enough, have ordered alternative non-HP ink instead. I can afford a whole new printer if need be (and to get away from HP with their ev
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