#bedtimethoughts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bedtimethoughts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 22:56 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 22:56 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #bedtimethoughts.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 22:56 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~38585 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
You know how when you're a small child, and when you get grumpy adults just assume you're tired? Why doesn't that work when you get to late middle age? Mind you, "I'm not tired, I'm just sick of the bullshit!" is closer to the truth. Anyway
Every cat is black, with demonic glowy eyes, when you turn all the lights off. #BedtimeThoughts
"Mom, what it take for the North Sentinelese to be the first people to visit Mars?" ... I love the questions kids come up with at bedtime. #MotherOfTeens #BedtimeThoughts #MomLife #Parenting
#bedtimethoughts across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #bedtimethoughts straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bedtimethoughts