#beingretired

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #beingretired from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
4
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 4
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 4

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:09 UTC
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07-22
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07-23
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07-24
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07-27
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:09 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #beingretired.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 11:09 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~17983 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (4)

Avg boosts / post: 1

Top of the latest posts

  • #BTW: #TheThing with #BeingRetired and #ReallyExpensive... #MyCallOutCharge is #FuckingAstronomical... [#TechnicalTerm] #DontPanic; #NoOneCares, which is #TheAddedBenefit of #BeingRetired... #IT's #NextToGenius... #Anyways... #Still: #FineF

    PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12025-11-25 17:39 UTCView post →

  • #YouKnow... #One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired and #Enjoying #LockDownLife is that #IT's #SoMuchSafer... | #TrueStory #Risk is a #Factor... #AmongManyFactors 🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🦹🚀🦄​🚀🦹🚁 https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/154

    PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12023-11-27 10:59 UTCView post →

  • (@[email protected]) This: 🔼​⬆️​🆙​:verified_paw:​🆙​⬆️​🔼​; but,... The #Programme will #Fail, and I #ToldThemSo #AtTheTime... #IT was #True and #IT's #StillTrue #BeingRetired has #ITsAdvantages; I #CanAfford to #BeSelective and #BeSelect

    PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12023-11-23 19:33 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/beingretired