#Bellend
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Bellend from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #bellend
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 06:50 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 06:50 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 06:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 19 public posts (spanning ~33434 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 04:00
Languages: English (19)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
An #introduction , you say? With lots of #hashtags ? Ok then ... I'm Alison. I might or might not be staying on #Twitter, but I definitely think #Elon is a dangerous #bellend. I'm a #freelance #editor of #medical #science as well as #indie
Yay, thought I'd try re-installing PeerTube after it now being offline for sometime due to some vulnerability. Anyway, not only can I not install the app, I can't restore the backup either. lol I looked at the logs. It says... djdkldskchknc
Memories has reminded me this was a year ago today Wonder how he got on? #Bellend
What “bellend” means
WikipediaIn male human anatomy, the glans penis or penile glans, commonly referred to as the glans, is the bulbous structure at the distal end of the human penis that is the human male's most sensitive erogenous zone and primary anatomical source of sexual pleasure. The glans penis is part of the male reproductive organs of humans and most other mammals where it may appear smooth, spiny, elongated or divided. It is externally lined with mucosal tissue, which creates a smooth texture and glossy appearance
“Glans penis” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#bellend across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #bellend straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bellend