#bellends

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bellends from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
12
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 12
3.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 12
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 04:17 UTC
0
09-22
0
09-23
0
09-24
1
09-25
0
09-26
0
09-27
0
09-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 04:17 UTC
#BellEndsWithTooMuchMoney
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 04:17 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~29978 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (12)

Avg boosts / post: 1.9

Top of the latest posts

  • Repeat after me: The Linux Foundation are a bunch of Big Tech bellends. Don’t listen to a single thing they say. https://social.lfx.dev/@linuxfoundation/114993371357953940 #FOSS #openSource #BigTech #LinuxFoundation #TheLinuxFoundation #lin

    Aral Balkan@[email protected]♥ 27↻ 182025-08-12 13:33 UTCView post →

  • tired: waxing lyrical about why you moved from twitter to mastodon wired: waxing lyrical about why you moved from mastodon back to twitter galaxy brain: waxing lyrical about why you moved from mastodon to bluesky #bellends

    Patrick H. Lauke@patrick_h_lauke♥ 7↻ 12023-04-25 19:14 UTCView post →

  • Ah, would you look at that, after a few days of respite following Halloween, the bellends with fireworks are back to scare the living shit out of pets like our puppy, folks with PTSD, etc. PS. Wanna hear a joke? Fireworks are illegal in Ire

    Aral Balkan@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 12023-11-26 18:42 UTCView post →

What “bellends” means

Wiktionary

bellends

  • nounThe glans penis
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#bellends across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #bellends straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bellends