#bellends

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bellends from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
9
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 9
3.6
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 9

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:40 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:40 UTC
#testOnMoreThanOneBloodyBrowserYouBellends
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bellendswithtoomuchmoney
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:40 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~27038 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (9)

Avg boosts / post: 3.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Repeat after me: The Linux Foundation are a bunch of Big Tech bellends. Don’t listen to a single thing they say. https://social.lfx.dev/@linuxfoundation/114993371357953940 #FOSS #openSource #BigTech #LinuxFoundation #TheLinuxFoundation #lin

    Aral Balkan@[email protected]♥ 30↻ 232025-08-12 13:33 UTCView post →

  • This is the Luxon Government in a nutshell. Spends $10m to fix the bell tower and fires only person who can play the bells https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/571418/govt-spends-10m-to-fix-national-war-memorial-bells-fires-only-person-who-

    Nick Young :tinoflag:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12025-08-29 16:28 UTCView post →

  • tired: waxing lyrical about why you moved from twitter to mastodon wired: waxing lyrical about why you moved from mastodon back to twitter galaxy brain: waxing lyrical about why you moved from mastodon to bluesky #bellends

    Patrick H. Lauke@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12023-04-25 19:14 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bellends