#bidet

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bidet from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.5
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-18 03:54 UTC
0
10-12
0
10-13
0
10-14
0
10-15
0
10-16
1
10-17
0
10-18

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-18 03:54 UTC
#bidetseat
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidetbottle
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#bidettoiletseat
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#bidetenshittification
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidets
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidetcomparison
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidetusers
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidetscourse
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidettoilet
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidetposting
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidetvibes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bidettestdrive
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-18 03:54 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~16948 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (31) · Italian (2) · German (2) · Spanish (1) · Estonian (1) · French (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.2

Top of the latest posts

  • This is the toilet in our new place. Not one of you lot have made a better decision this year. Not ONE. #bidet #fancyToilet #theCleanestOfBums

    Charlie O’Hara@[email protected]♥ 11↻ 02025-08-09 16:14 UTCView post →

  • Recently I finally got off my ass (pun intended) and started seriously investigating adding a bidet seat to one of our toilets. I was going to save time and energy by buying the fanciest model available at #Costco, but it won't fit our toil

    Jonathan Kamens 86 47@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 02026-01-05 02:53 UTCView post →

  • The equipment needed to to keep toilet manners appropriate. Even though the title reflects the Fish River Canyon, the equipment is always the same no matter where I go. Switching to a backcountry bidet is one of the best things I've done. E

    Schalk Cronjé@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-02-13 10:55 UTCView post →

What “bidet” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

bidet[ˈbiːdeɪ]

  • nounA low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the external genitalia and the anus.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

A bidet is a bowl or receptacle designed to be sat upon in order to wash a person's genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus.

“Bidet” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#bidet across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #bidet straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bidet