#BidetLife

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #BidetLife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-03 15:53 UTC
0
09-27
0
09-28
0
09-29
0
09-30
0
10-01
0
10-02
0
10-03

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-03 15:53 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #bidetlife.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-03 15:53 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~13571 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 2

Top of the latest posts

  • Good Morning #Canada November 19th is #WorldToiletDay, created in 2001 to highlight sanitation around the world. The average Canadian uses 80+ rolls of toilet paper a year, almost double what Europeans consume. The difference is bidets whic

    Innocuous In Innisfil Has Moved@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 82023-11-19 12:07 UTCView post →

  • I hate to be -that guy- but every time I come home from a long trip in a savage land, I'm delighted to see my dog, but almost more overwhelmed with glee to be back in a house with an electric bidet, because I bitterly resent the realm of to

    Joe B. Wall@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-04-14 01:07 UTCView post →

  • @llamasoft_ox get a bidet #bidetLife

    Knut Branson@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-04-29 03:09 UTCView post →

#bidetlife across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #bidetlife straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bidetlife