#bidetlife

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bidetlife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
6
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 6
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 6

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:35 UTC
0
07-24
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07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
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07-28
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07-29
0
07-30

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:35 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #bidetlife.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:35 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~19005 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (6)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • I hate to be -that guy- but every time I come home from a long trip in a savage land, I'm delighted to see my dog, but almost more overwhelmed with glee to be back in a house with an electric bidet, because I bitterly resent the realm of to

    Joe B. Wall@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-04-14 01:07 UTCView post →

  • butt fountain time :blobfoxuwu: #bidetlife

    Rusty Corgi@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-06-20 02:13 UTCView post →

  • @llamasoft_ox get a bidet #bidetLife

    Knut Branson@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-04-29 03:09 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bidetlife