#birching
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #birching from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-12 09:48 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-12 09:48 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-12 09:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~18421 hours).
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Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Over on Dreams, my instructions from local law enforcement couldn’t be clearer: report to the local football stadium at the allotted time, strip down to my pretty underwear and sheer tan tights, and wait for my name to be called. #birching
The gorgeous Bunny is a little louder than Vee, rather less stoic, and clearly every bit as pained and humiliated as her accomplice. #birching #corporalpunishment
The Magistrate is poised and professional as she administers the punishment, but…is that a little flash of glee in her eyes? #birching #judicialspanking
What “birching” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediabirching
- verbTo punish with a stick, bundle of twigs, or rod made of birch wood.
- nounA beating with a birch.
Birching is a form of corporal punishment with a birch rod, typically used to strike the recipient's bare buttocks, although occasionally the back and/or shoulders.
“Birching” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#birching across platforms
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