#blague
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #blague from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #blague
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-16 21:00 UTC9 uses by 6 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-16 21:00 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-16 21:00 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1127 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: French (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
Un jour j'ai dit à un copain : "C'est pas compliqué, si tu ne sais pas distinguer ta gauche de ta droite, j'ai un truc. Tu mets les mains à plat sur tes genoux. La main droite est celle où tu as le pouce a gauche et la main gauche est celle
Le mec veut bosser chez Nova en fait... 🤪 (entre nous, je me suis moqué du zozotement de Tanguy une fois, sans aller jusqu'à le traiter de rat. C'est vrai que c'est pas la blague la plus craquante du paquet) mais on ne va pas non plus en f
En panne dans le désert, cette touriste pense trouver un soutien inespéré auprès d'un cavalier... 🌵🐎 Mais au bout du chemin, la réaction du pompiste dévoile un quiproquo hilarant ! 😂 📖 Lisez cette histoire et découvrez sa chute magistra
What “blague” means
Wiktionary#blague across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #blague straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/blague