#blueballs
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #blueballs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 03:49 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 03:49 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 03:49 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 18 public posts (spanning ~48370 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: English (11) · Portuguese (2) · Turkish (1) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
"It is important to note that options outside of partnered sexual activity exist as a remedy for blue balls/vulva," the team wrote in their discussion, "and include solitary masturbation to orgasm, the passage of time, nonsexual activities
#nsfw #dick #balls #blueballs Just chilling this morning....
the skeevy guy who’s friends with Mandy and only won his seat against a protest candidate by like 500 votes IS THE FUTURE OF LABOUR #BlueLabour #BlueBalls
What “blueballs” means
WikipediaEpididymal hypertension (EH), informally referred to as blue balls for males or blue vulva for females, is a harmless but uncomfortable sensation in the genital regions during a prolonged state of sexual arousal. It usually resolves within hours unless relieved through an orgasm.
“Epididymal hypertension” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#blueballs across platforms
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