#bodilyfunctions

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bodilyfunctions from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
6
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 6
0.7
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 6

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 08:53 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 08:53 UTC

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 08:53 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~27044 hours).

Top of the latest posts

  • Okay, so I can't sleep; and I'm addressing this by watching YouTube videos about tow truck drivers hooking big heavy things up to tow trucks. (Maybe not the wisest course, but it's what I've been doing.) Almost every time when the big heavy

    "Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn@[email protected]352026-02-19 10:42 UTCView post →
  • #Freelance #Photographer #Sentenced to 50 Years for #Murder of #Prominent #LGBTQ #Activist #EdwinChiloba. The #court heard that #JacktonneOdhiambo forcibly inserted six pairs of socks into Chiloba’s #throat, causing #asphyxia and the subseq

    Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈@[email protected]102024-12-19 17:30 UTCView post →
  • Neuroscientist Andrew Huberman shares a simple, science-backed technique to stop hiccups https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/neuroscientist-andrew-huberman-shares-simple-science-backed-technique-to-stop-the-hiccups

    Front Page [Unofficial]@[email protected]002026-01-23 17:25 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bodilyfunctions