#bodilyfunctions
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bodilyfunctions from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-03 16:54 UTCNo measured public usage for #bodilyfunctions in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
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measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-03 16:54 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-03 16:54 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~27585 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (9)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Okay, so I can't sleep; and I'm addressing this by watching YouTube videos about tow truck drivers hooking big heavy things up to tow trucks. (Maybe not the wisest course, but it's what I've been doing.) Almost every time when the big heavy
Deep Listening Day #71 — Herbert: Bodily Functions (2001). Matthew Herbert is an electronic music producer who has never been accused of being formulaic. one of my favorite albums of his. deep jazzy house that attracts and holds my attentio
Neuroscientist Andrew Huberman shares a simple, science-backed technique to stop hiccups https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/neuroscientist-andrew-huberman-shares-simple-science-backed-technique-to-stop-the-hiccups
#bodilyfunctions across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #bodilyfunctions straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bodilyfunctions