#bollocks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bollocks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 00:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 00:18 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 00:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~91469 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (38) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
Meanwhile, in Europe..... Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah !!!! #trump #fart #facism #bollocks #america #europe #amerikkka
the brain worm of "look, AI agents are so smart, they can navigate the web and do things for you!!!! (if you add all this extra shit in your pages for them first, pretty please)" #AI #llm #webMCP #bollocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1
Both the UK's premier free to air nationwide TV channels showing the same football match at the same time. How pointless. One of them could be showing something interesting or entertaining. What a waste (what a waste). #WorldCup #bollocks
What “bollocks” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediabollocks/ˈbɒ.ləks/
- nounThe testicles (sometimes used in the singular)
- verb(taboo) To break.
Bollocks or bollock is a word of Middle English origin meaning "testicles". The word is often used in British English and Irish English in a multitude of negative ways; it most commonly appears as a noun meaning "rubbish" or "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to describe something that is of poor quality or useless. It is also used in common phrases like "bollocks to this", which is said when quitting a task or job that is too difficult or negative
“Bollocks” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#bollocks across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #bollocks straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bollocks