#bollocks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bollocks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:25 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:25 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:25 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~12012 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (35) · German (2) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
Friends, your attention please. I would like us all to press F to pay respects to my dead graphics card. After a few years of Cyberpunk and too much drawing, she's finally dead. Rest well, GeForce 3060Ti. #Bollocks So, do any of you nerds h
Meanwhile, in Europe..... Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah !!!! #trump #fart #facism #bollocks #america #europe #amerikkka
the brain worm of "look, AI agents are so smart, they can navigate the web and do things for you!!!! (if you add all this extra shit in your pages for them first, pretty please)" #AI #llm #webMCP #bollocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1
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