#bonk

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bonk from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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10
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
6
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0.1/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
—
Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 17:07 UTC
2
09-22
2
09-23
0
09-24
1
09-25
2
09-26
0
09-27
3
09-28

10 uses by 6 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 17:07 UTC
#bonkwave
4 uses · 4 accounts / 7d
#bonkmix
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bonkers
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bonkersplot
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bonkinthemix
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bonksadventure
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bonkwavesamplechallenge
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bonkdao
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bonkersthings
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#FourSeasonsOfBonkWave
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#bonkerballs
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#OliverBonk
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 17:07 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~679 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: Dutch (37) · Spanish (2) · Swedish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

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    Maurice Spapens@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-09-22 15:11 UTCView post →

  • @feedyourrobot I'm happy, my wife looks strangely aroused/displeased. This is great stuff, error, I mean #bonk #notbonk

    Hastur the meek@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-09-19 18:10 UTCView post →

  • Hoppaaaa 28x “Fifty Shades of Red, Colour Me Blind Rainbow” From Breda dames Tuinzigt thank you so much. Knitted with love. THNX XMau 15.576 pieces Do continue with Fifty Shades of Red & all Colours of the Rainbow they are allways welcome.

    Maurice Spapens@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-09-07 14:45 UTCView post →

What “bonk” means

Wiktionary

bonk/bɒŋk/

  • nounA bump on the head.
  • verbTo strike or collide with something.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#bonk across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #bonk straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bonk