#Borowitz
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Borowitz from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-08 02:57 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-08 02:57 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-08 02:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~13847 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
@mattblaze Borowitz on the pope: “There were a lot of ballots cast against him that were just burned,” he said. “You could see the smoke coming from the Vatican.” https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-popes-election-was-rigged #Pope
Trump Orders Vance and Rubio to Fight in UFC Cage Match Edit: Looks like Borowitz and New Yorker are in synch. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a contest to determine the 2028 Republican presidential nominee, on Thursday Donald J. Trump
Seems just about right! > God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/god-formally-notifies-mike-johnson #satire (?) #Borowitz #MAGAMike #TrumpVirus #cult #evil #DevilWorship #FalseGod #GQP #
#borowitz across platforms
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