#bowelmovement
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bowelmovement from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:31 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:31 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:31 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~19603 hours).
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Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 3.3
Top of the latest posts
What's the first thought when you see #BM ? #blackmetalmonday #bowelmovement #blackmetal
"What seems to be the matter?" "Doctor, my bowels had a movement." "That's normal. Everybody poops! [laughs...]" "No.... er.... I mean, yes, everybody poops, but that's not what I mean." "What *do* you mean, then?" "My bowels are walking at
"Why is The Great Vowel Shift also called the Great Vowel Movement?" "Oh, that's because English took a huge dump on its own pronunciation." #GreatVowelShift #GreatVowelMovement #EnglishLanguage #dump #pronounciation #BowelMovement
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