#brainfart
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #brainfart from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #brainfart
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:12 UTC5 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:12 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:12 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2379 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (28) · Dutch (7) · German (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Little trouble in big china #brainfart
Als wij elkaar vannacht aanraken, om 02u05 om precies te zijn, dan is het snijpunt van onze lichamen, en geef toe: die gedachte alleen is toch de max, een nog nooit geziene, met liefde gevulde equinox. Zoals de wereld nog nooit heeft gezien
@Geri The actual name of Blair is actually B.Liar 🤔 #brainfart
What “brainfart” means
Wiktionary#brainfart across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #brainfart straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/brainfart