#brainfart

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #brainfart from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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5
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:12 UTC
0
10-09
3
10-10
0
10-11
2
10-12
0
10-13
0
10-14
0
10-15

5 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:12 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:12 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2379 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (28) · Dutch (7) · German (4)

Avg boosts / post: 0.8

Top of the latest posts

  • Little trouble in big china #brainfart

    :awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉@nemo♥ 2↻ 22026-10-10 09:44 UTCView post →
  • Als wij elkaar vannacht aanraken, om 02u05 om precies te zijn, dan is het snijpunt van onze lichamen, en geef toe: die gedachte alleen is toch de max, een nog nooit geziene, met liefde gevulde equinox. Zoals de wereld nog nooit heeft gezien

    Peter VL ⛔@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-09-22 18:18 UTCView post →
  • @Geri The actual name of Blair is actually B.Liar 🤔 #brainfart

    :awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉@nemo♥ 2↻ 12026-09-20 17:32 UTCView post →

What “brainfart” means

Wiktionary

brainfart

  • nounSomething ill-considered and said or done impulsively.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#brainfart across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #brainfart straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/brainfart