#brainfartman
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #brainfartman from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #brainfartman
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-03 04:58 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-03 04:58 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #brainfartman.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-03 04:58 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~4519 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
This is my boss — Nigel Fart, a self-made millionaire. He's quite a jerk. This is Mrs. B — she's ... uh .. she *is*. She's one lady who knows how to take care of no one else but her selfish self. By the way, my name is Mike. I 'm gonna take
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#brainfartman across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #brainfartman straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/brainfartman