#brainfarts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #brainfarts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 00:21 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 00:21 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #brainfarts.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 00:21 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 17 public posts (spanning ~35095 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (17)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
I just misread the Punisher with the Publisher... 🤦🏿 I guess it's a story of an indi publisher taking out big publishing companies? Slapping them with books? #writing #comics #publishing #BrainFarts #misread #MisreadTitle
Man, I must be more tired than I thought after this hellish work week. Instead of corporate influence in a post here, my brain read corporate flatulence. And instead of self-hosting, my brain read self-loathing. 😵💫🥴😅 #BrainFarts #tired
we should do a lot less "great people's great thoughts" and a lot more "great people's brainfarts" that's why i liked twitter back in the day, and now mastodon #mastodon #greatpeople #great #brainfart #brainfarts #brainfarting #oldtwitterfe
What “brainfarts” means
Wiktionary#brainfarts across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #brainfarts straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/brainfarts