#britishness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #britishness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:00 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:00 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #britishness.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:00 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 32 public posts (spanning ~53012 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (31)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
Now that #ContentWarnings are a thing, I feel like every one of my toots should have a wrapper saying 'Really sorry, everyone. This is probably just some boring shit or a half-arsed topical joke that eighty other people have already done, a
Putting flags up on random lamp-posts is still really fashionable in the #UK at the moment People doing it say that it's a celebration of being #british and _definitely_ not a poorly concealed attempt to make anyone feel unwelcome. So, I th
Pub Mate: "It's the twisted dishonesty that characterises the actuality of 'Britishness' that disappoints me most about us Brits, especially the English. What a thing to be famous for. We try to sell it as 'diplomacy' but the rest of the wo
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