#butididntthinkhedeatmyface
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #butididntthinkhedeatmyface from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-09 02:35 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-09 02:35 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #butididntthinkhedeatmyface.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-09 02:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~5100 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
@SouthDakota Sure owned the libs. 😂🤣 Fuck that trash, good riddance a Nazi business failed. #ButIDidntThinkHedEatMyFace #ThePartyOfFaceEatingLeopards
@nando161 #MAGA should get used to thinking of themselves as slaves, because that's the world they're pushing for. #ButIDidntThinkHedEatMyFace
These business owners largely vote conservative for short term gain, and the face-eating leopard shark has come to collect on the loan. Penny wise, pound foolish. #business #immigration #ButIDidntThinkHedEatMyFace #FuckTrump
#butididntthinkhedeatmyface across platforms
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