#buttholecovid

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #buttholecovid from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0.1/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
0.7
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-06 20:19 UTC
0
09-30
0
10-01
0
10-02
0
10-03
0
10-04
0
10-05
0
10-06

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-06 20:19 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #buttholecovid.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-06 20:19 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~36 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • So my sister is aware of my cyclospora/butthole covid situation. But I never told her the brand of salad kit I suspected was the source for me. Today, she asked me if it was Taylor Farms. It was, in fact, Taylor Farms. Taylor Farms is a sup

    BedastGPT@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-07-17 14:14 UTCView post →

  • Wouldn't it be great if something came along to sum up our current state of affairs in a nutshell? A metaphor for our times, apt in all respects. If only. #ButtholeCovid

    La Duderina@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-16 09:28 UTCView post →

  • The Daily Show refers to this whole cyclospora situation as "butthole covid" and... fair enough. Sadly, while I'm still a novid... somehow... I have not avoided butthole covid. #Cyclospora #Diarrhea #Covid #ButtholeCovid #Novid

    BedastGPT@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-07-16 02:26 UTCView post →

#buttholecovid across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #buttholecovid straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/buttholecovid