#canthelpmyself
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:31 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:31 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:31 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~30761 hours).
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it always takes so much longer than you want…. lol zzzzz #newOldiMac #selfhost #footiMac #newOldiMac #mastoAdmin #qemu #colima #cantHelpMyself
“what are you trying to do now?” you might be asking. Colima on macOS Ventura and later uses the Apple-supplied 'vz’ engine. #newOldiMac is running Ventura. So maybe docker was interacting poorly with that engine, especially because it was
I said I wasn't going to fiddle around with my #selfhost #footiMac #newOldiMac anymore... well. that didn't last. lol #mastoAdmin #qemu #colima #cantHelpMyself
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