#cantkeepup

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cantkeepup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
4
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 4
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 4

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:42 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:42 UTC

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 12:42 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~27982 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (4)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • MAKE THAT 3-0 #SENS!! #IgniteTheRed #CantKeepUp 😮‍💨

    Ottawa Senators 🤖@[email protected]002026-01-25 23:14 UTCView post →
  • #thoughts 🤔 So much information, so little time 🕰️ Even lesser brain capacity 🧠💥 xD 😂 #overload #cantkeepup #needmorecoffee but it's late for coffee :/

    :awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉@[email protected]002024-05-28 16:36 UTCView post →
  • So, like, are people constantly cleaning their home? Because when I stop for 5 minutes it looks like Hoarders: the motion picture in here. Halp! #CantKeepUp #Adulting

    hotkey (Zoé)@[email protected]002023-01-17 16:52 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cantkeepup